Whoops.
Kernel panic: VFS: Unable to mount root fs on hda5
Crap, I’m such an idiot. Pretty sure it’s a LILO thing, because it’s the one thing that I wasn’t 100% about. To paraphrase Joe from Reservoir Dogs, I should have my head examined for going forward without being 100%. Actually, it could be anything, but that’s what I wanna check first.
Now I have to find a boot disc or something to get this thing going again. Wish me luck.