No, not me, Barry Bonds. He just made it public that he probably won’t play this season.
You wanted me to jump off a bridge, I finally did. You finally brought me and my family down. … So now go pick a different person.My son and I are just going to enjoy our lives. You guys wanted to hurt me bad enough, you finally got me. I’m mentally drained. I’m tired of my kids crying.
Oh, no. Please don’t, Barry. You’re making me all fucking weepy.
But here’s the real kicker:
Last September, the Giants dropped a provision that would have allowed them to void Bonds’ $18 million salary in 2006 if he failed to reach 500 plate appearances this year or 1,500 combined from 2003 to 2005, including at least 400 this year.
Enjoy the season, San Francisco. You never know, having Bonds out of the picture could actually be the best thing that ever happened to that team.