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The Best TV Show You’re Not Watching

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Brendon Small returns to Adult Swim and gets to wail on his guitar, eleven minutes at a time. I think I might just have to watch that guitar lesson when I get home tonight and learn how to play the theme song.

Just encapsulated my thoughts on the first of six horror films I was recently given, Fear No Evil. After this display, I can’t wait to see number two.

8 Responses to “The Best TV Show You’re Not Watching”

  1. Laura

    Geez hun, you wrote a book on “Fear No Evil.” Like the killer dodgeball line.
    ;^)

  2. John

    Yeah, I got on a bit of a roll there. I actually cut a few things out before posting, as it was a tad long.

    Emailed the link to both Amber and Michelle. I hope they don’t take the review the wrong way and stop considering movies as gifts. ;)

  3. Laura

    Yeah, don’t look that gift horse in the mouth. :^)

  4. Peter

    You’d be surprised how easy it is to go on and on about lame horror.

  5. John

    No kidding. Here’s a good advance warning sign that the movie you’re about to watch is going to suck: the back of the DVD case talks more about the soundtrack than it does about the actual plot.

    I’m pretty sure that the biggest difference between me and say… the director, is that I had some idea when to quit. For example, I cut out the part of my review in which I note that during the grand finale, Tony magically sprouts breasts.

    Had Frank LaLoggia simply done that simple editing job himself, he could have saved me the effort.

  6. Manny Sucks

    Review: Green Street Hooligans was pretty good. Would recommend to others.

  7. John

    Added to queue.

    More Elijah Wood. How odd.

  8. Manny Sucks

    I wasn’t sure I was going to buy him in this film but it actually worked really well. I’m going to check out Everything is Illuminated someday.

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